- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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