- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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