- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

sorry got to poo

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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