- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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