Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Error 37.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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