- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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