- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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