What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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