- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pobody's nerfect

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Error 37.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Obama lin Baden.

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