Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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