- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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