What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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