- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

I literally died laughing

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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