- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

im gey

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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