- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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