- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

So these two girls have a cup .

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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