- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

pobody's nerfect

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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