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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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