Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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