josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

my gramma died

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

whats chinese noodles

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Anti Joke

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