- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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