What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's funnier than 24? 25

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

binladin walks into the american seals

You know what's funny? Rape

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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