- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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