- Anti Joke

one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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