- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What is black and has no education A tire.

-knock knock! -doors open

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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