whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

THe Election

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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