- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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