- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Everybody will die

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

ure mama's so fat

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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