- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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