- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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