why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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