The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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