What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Large 4

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What? Huh?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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