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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

womans having rights.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

a black guy hates chicken.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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