I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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