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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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