The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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