- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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