- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

SEX

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Title IX

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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