- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

what are you mike bibby?

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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