Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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homosexual

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Feminism.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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