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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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