why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Turkeys are obese

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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