- Anti Joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it