- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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