- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Hail Hitler

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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