- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Poop.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Dumbledore dies.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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