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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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