What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Boob

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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