- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

can you touch your toes? no

penis in the camel

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Heskey time.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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