what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

hi dave

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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