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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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