How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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