- Anti Joke

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Barack Obama is a good president.