What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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haha Otarts was here

Actually it was me Josh brown

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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