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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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