What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Where are you going Your house

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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