What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Women's Rights Movement

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Wenis Penis

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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