A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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