- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

The Princess is in another castle

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Your Mom

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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