What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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penis in the camel

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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