- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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