- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

This isn't funny.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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