- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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