- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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