- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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