penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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No!

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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