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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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