- Anti Joke

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.