Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Antijokes...

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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