Why can't jokes spit?

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Knock, Knock Come in

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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