- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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