- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock Knock. Doors open

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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