There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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jibby jobby

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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the midget went to the midget store

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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