- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What black and has children A black man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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