- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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