whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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