What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Fine, ladies first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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