- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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