- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do I hate? people

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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