That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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i had sex.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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