- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

tim has no humor

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Gordon Brown smiles.

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