- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Once upon a time, The end.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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