- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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