What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Your gay

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what has genitial warts? me

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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