- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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