What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Caramel Boing.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Ily bae

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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