Horse.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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drugs.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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