- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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