- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??