- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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