Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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