- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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