- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

4 hours later.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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