- Anti Joke

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.