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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Women can vote? wtf

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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