- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Women's rights

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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