- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??