Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Sixty... eight

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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what is orange? an orange

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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