- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

I have a really funny joke.

9/11

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's blue? The sky.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Click here to end the world.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Poop

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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