whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

If youre African, why are you white?

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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