- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Everybody will die

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

knock knock!? . . No.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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