- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Once upon a time

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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