What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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